An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down drinking from his farm pond. The Amish farmer shouts, "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." (Which means, "Don't drink the water, the cows have crapped in it.")
The kneeling man shouts back, "I'm Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, infidel, speak in English."
The Amish farmer replies, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Deb
2 comments:
Yeah me too!
I am a dork, that comment is suppose to be on the ocb thingy
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